Posted 1 day ago

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

Posted 1 day ago

superwholockian1213:

mishaswhore:

supernaturallyartistic:

ezekestiel:

acklepackle:

What if in the very last episode of supernatural, dean is laying there dying and the ghost of Mary comes and sings hey Jude to him as his eyes slowly shut

first of all how dare you

second of all how dare you

and as the screen fades to black a lullaby version of ‘carry on wayward son’ plays 

GO TO YOUR ROOM AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU’VE DONE

Posted 1 day ago

plz-save-me-from-the-monsters:

dlubes:

theamazonprince:

internetexplorers:

*accidentally sucks your dick*

you just described gay porn

aw cmon gay porn has more plot than that. its more like

*delivers your pizza*

*accidentally sucks your dick*

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Posted 1 day ago

bussykiller:

bussykiller:

im back what’d i miss

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so i didn’t miss anything big okay that’s good

Posted 1 day ago

chilled:

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

Chilled the fk out

(Source: oh-good-life)

Posted 1 day ago

dovvnload:

My parents believe that I’m the only teenager that: is lazy, stays up late, has a messy room, is constantly emitting high energy gamma rays & levitates in midair while chanting in an unknown language

Posted 1 day ago

handme-fr0wns:

allantruong:

fourthousandsevenhundredsixtyone:

This is golden, someone buy me this book.

there are so many burns i am now more scared to talk to women

you should be

Posted 1 day ago

theroadleasttraveled:

7263 people

7263.

just cast a charm to grow the eyebrow back, damn

Nah son eyebrow game top, it perfect it will never grow back the same
Never
Eyebrow game more important than magic

Posted 1 day ago

theweirdpart:

posyes:

i went to school with a pair of identical twins and one time one of them was like “i’m so hot, i’d fuck me” and he turned to wink suggestively at his brother who just batted his eyelashes and blew a kiss at him

did you go to ouran highschool

(Source: nellhorin)

Posted 1 day ago

seriousjones:

cyberpapi:

wrestling with your girlfriend is a cute experience that everyone should try

tfw no gf

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It was so cute when she body slammed me